Quote of the Day

Winners make changes happen. Losers let things happen.

You Know & Fuget 'Bout It

Fuget Bout It:

Morning breath
Broken Promises
The dreaded "I have a headache."
Lame ass drivers
People who can dish trash, but not receive it
Budweiser and Tequila
Fake boobs
People who think their shit don't stink
Dry heat
Dishes
Warm bed
Parents who let their kids run wild in public
Not being in control of a moving vehicle
Giving a massage and not receiving one in return
Excess clothes

You Know:

Smell of fresh cut grass
100 ft. below w/ a tank of air on my back
Crack of the bat
Sand between my toes
The #13
Spontaneous sex
Cool as the other side of the pillow
Great friends
BBQ
Guiness, Jack and Coke, Silver Bullet
A week naked in Jamaica
Sites and sounds of the ocean
My lil' one waking me up and looking into her deep blue eyes
Children and their enthusiasm
Popcorn
Cold pizza and beer breakfasts

F'd No Matter What I Do

Why is it that if I come home after a long day of work and sit on my ass grab a beer and watch a lil' tv that I get yelled at? Especially, for stupid shiat, like play with the kids, who are on my lap, or cook dinner or help cleanup the house. Then when I ask for a lil' down time to realx a sec I get chewed out. I mean shit give me a few secs. It's not like the house is going to fall apart or that nobody is going to starve. Is a half hour too much to ask for? Then when I do come home from work and start to do these things that the previous day I was getting yelled I get yelled at again. What the f? How do I win or at least get a tie? Today I have a rough day at work and when I get home, after grabbing a couple of beers, I start to finish a couple of projects that I need to get done and I get chewed out for not hanging out with the fam. Sheesh. Hell tomorrow I am coming home with ear plugs in my ears or I am just going to head to the bar. I think the bar will win or maybe a 12 pack and ear plugs. Either way I am not going to hear myself get chewed out for no f'ing reason. :-)

Olympic Power Walking???

What the hell is Olympic power walikng and what is it doing on my tv? What moron at NBC decided "Hey let's put power walking on our tv schedule."? You have to be kidding me. Olympic power walking. Why not have Olympic marbles or Olympic grass growing? This has to be the lamest sport ever or can it even be considered a sport? I would think that the programmers would have some sort of a clue that nobody cares about power walking. I stayed up late to watch something other then swimming or gymnastics and I get this. What a joke. I am thinking that this weekend I am going to load up the cooler (Coors Light of course) ho pin the truck and head off to my local high school track (Blackford) setup the lounge chair and watch people walk the track. If I am feeling lazy maybe I will just set this up in my front yard. Then as people walk by I will cheer them on and offer them water with the theme of Rocky blairing in the background. Although this sounds funny this is not going to happen. So, why would I even want to watch this on tv. Is this the best that NBC can do for the die hard olympic fans that are stayin gup late to actually watch them. Gee thanks for nothing.
Enough of my ranting and raving. it's not like NBC is actually going to put something on intersting anyways. Good luck to the US Olympians and congrats to the winners.

Olympics

Ok I guess it is time to write about something, so today's topic is the Olympics. I just watched the first American male get the individual GOLD in gymnastics and I got chills. Seriously, hairs stoodup on my arms. Now here is the shitty part. I knew that he won earlier today. It sooooo sux having the olympics get played out 10 hours earlier then it is being shown. The way technology and the news are today you can't help it. Unless you live in a bubble you hear about the golds, silvers, and bronzes. The outstanding achievements some and the devistating defeats by many others.
The Olympics are what sports are all you about. It's just you, by yourself or with teamates, against the world. It's just no the same though having to watch the whole Olympics tape delayed. Maybe I am a little selfish, but the way Greece is losing money why not have the summer Olympics in the western hemisphere. We are the largest tv market in the world. We love sports and prove it the way people keep paying for tickets to games, even though every year they complain about the price hickes. COme on I heard yesterday that there were 3,000 people at a soccer game. 3,000 you have to be kidding me. That is pathetic. Guaranteed if that game was here there would at least be 10,000 fans there.
Where to begin with men's basketball. Who can we go to next? I mean shit we brought in the pros when the college kids got beat, but now the pros suck. If I wanted to see a game of ghetto basketball I would go to the ghetto. Basketball is all about "ME" and screw the team. Gone of the days of, heaven forbid, passing the ball or making an outside shot. To get beat by Puerto Rico by 19 is horrible. Show a little hear t and learn to play as a team. Unfortunately, that doesn't get them sponsors. These Euopean team have skills and play great as a team. Not the US. We have great players, but no team.
Well enough of the Olympics for now. A big Go USA. Good luck to the athletes. Bring home the medals.

Why am I an F'ing Idiot

F'ing idiot 1-- Ok so last night, while bored out of my mind and insomnia kicking in, I decided to join an online poker website. With credit card in hand I sign up and place $25 into my account. I find a poker room that is $.25 no limit hold 'em and jump on in. At first I started out a lil' tentative, but then after a few hands the cards started going my way. THe table started out with 8 people, but there was two of us that really started running things. He would get somebody to go all in and then I would get someone all in. After about 2 hours of playing this other person and myself ran at least 15 people off of the table and had bank rolls of about $500+. Then him and I go at it, only cuz there was no one left in the room. Finally, after about 8 hands I got him to go all in and won. Now I have a good chunk of change. Now the shitty part. I finally get up and leave the poker room and go to cash out. When I get to the f'ing cashier I find out that I was playing with funny money and not real money. After about 5 minutes of pissing and moaning I finally just shutoff my computer in discust. All in all $900= down the drain
F'ing idiot number 2-- Ok I finished writing this whole rant about last night and hit the damn spell check button and the damn thing gets erased. I need the weekend to get here quick. No fam home this weekend and I am going to drink BEER. Nectur of the gods.